Crazy Willie

Let me tell you a story bout a crazy old man

He lived behind the trailer by the river in a van

they called him Crazy Willie cause he speaks in a rhyme

but everyone wants to hang out with Willie cause he's areally, 

really good time 

Crazy Willie, yeah Crazy Willie

Now  Willie takes a walk and finds himself in a jam

he walked right through a window fell six strories on a van

the jaws of life aarived and tried to pry poor Willie lose

But when the look inside they find there's Willie just suckin on 

some hootch

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Now Willie trys to hitch across the U.S. of A.

from N.Y.C. to Waco, Tx. in just one single day

he walked to Washington D.C. and srarted a campaign

sceamin Crazy Willie for president in the pouring sreamin rain

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Willie finds a home made pipe bomb right in his own back yard

He put that sucker right in his mouth just like a fat cigar

He lights it up, takes a hit and says: "This is the Bomb"

Now Willie's spread from coast to coast poor Willie's really gone

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